March 2012
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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February 2012
103 posts
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certaintendencies:
ohblainers:
Sarah Hyland just touched the rattlesnake’s tail and whispered “It’s like a vibrator” right into her microphone.
#i can see how she and chris hit it off
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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Watchwmerrick:
godspeedtoyou:
never not funny
#actually the best snl skit ever
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Watchdaltonacademypornstars:
Glee Cast - Stronger
2 4 6 8 HEARD YOU LIKE TO FORNICATE
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Watchpochimicky:
Struck by Lightning Trailer
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Watchwhat-would-dianna-agron-do:
The kiss
denmarksdicksickle:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolthefunniest: